In the world of Dungeon Crawler Carl, the Rev Up Immunity Smoothie is infamous for tasting like "the diseased asshole of an incontinent skunk"—made from toilet-grade moonshine and blended Laminac Elite corpses. But today, we’re fixing that!

In Part 1 of this fantasy homebrewing build, we take those wild lore effects and transform the recipe into an ultra-refreshing, easy-drinking Strawberry Lemonade Melomel Mead!

We're crafting a low-ABV (session style, ~9%) honey-wine using frozen Costco strawberries, local clover/alfalfa honey, black tea for mouthfeel tannins, and Lalvin 71B yeast. Watch step-by-step as we construct the must, rehydrate our yeast, calculate initial gravity, and prep this batch for primary fermentation!